I am the worst person, because I just spent the last hour going through my iTunes and matching up Rogues to stripper songs.
Abra Kadabra immediately gets Magic Man by Heart, no questions.
Mark was harder, but I eventually settled on Any Way You Want It by Journey (Journey are like the masters of stripper music).
Len likes Under Pressure by Bowie and Queen, because people immediately assume it’s a different song.
James usually dances with someone else, and their signature song is Stuck in the Middle With You by Stealer’s Wheel. But when he’s alone, Mercy by Duffy nets him a lot of tips.
Evan has a staple song, Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) by AC/DC. It’s his solo dance song, everyone knows it, and anyone who tries to make him switch it up gets punched.
Mick danced to Firework once on a dare, but everyone loved it, so now he has to pull that one out every once in a while.
Sam will dance to anything. Anything. He danced to the bit about Scotsmen and golf by Robin Williams once just to piss Evan off. But Digger swears up and down that when he danced to Renegade by Styx once, it was amazing. He’s never danced to Styx in the club.
Axel’s three staple songs are very, very different. Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’ by Journey is light and fun. Good for spinning. Pretty Lady by Ke$ha is fun and jumpy. Good for pairs dancing or table dances. I Think I’m Paranoid by Garbage is dark and heavy. Private dances only.
Owen steals Axel’s music a lot, but he does have his own favorites to dance to. It’s mainly Nicki Minaj, because the boy is a Minajaholic, but still. Owen popped out of a cake and danced to Super Bass once, and the performance got him 200,000 hits on YouTube before it was taken down.
Digger likes to make fun of himself. Land Down Under, Oh Sheila, stuff like that. Sam swears that he can be serious, and that his dance to Add it Up by the Violent Femmes was a thing of legend. Digger has never danced to Add it Up at the club.
Roy doesn’t realize he’s making fun of himself. His best song is What’s Your Favorite Color? by Living Colour.
(Lisa’s most energetic number is Woman by Wolfmother, and people have cried when they miss it)
(I apologize for all the rock music, but rock music is the sexiest music)
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