Anonymous asked: Magic!Anon: You’re two weeks pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl. Jonathan is the father.

askthatmistressoffear:

How many times do we need to tell you that we’re not planning on having children?! Here, look, I’ll take a pregnancy test just so you can see that—

… Oh.

… Jonny, hon, if… if you’re not too busy with your grandmother… I… I need to talk to you…

….Okay, I didn’t see this coming 

  1. prometheanjulian reblogged this from asktheprofessoroffear
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  3. askjonathankeenycrane reblogged this from asktheprofessoroffear and added:
    If I may…Eddie and I would be willing to take them.
  4. marsthewitchofmercy reblogged this from asktheprofessoroffear and added:
    MAMA MARS SHALL TAKE CARE DAH BABIES. :D
  5. theload reblogged this from asktheprofessoroffear and added:
    Woman, you don’t have a right to your body or children! Do what your man says!
  6. piranhascantsmile reblogged this from biacomcafe and added:
    Oh God what is happening. What. Is. Happening. What am I doing. MAGIC!ANONS I AM BLAMING YOU FOR ANYTHING BAD THAT...
  7. asktheprofessoroffear reblogged this from askthatmistressoffear and added:
    I wish I could consider myself surprised by all of this. But I know how these anons only want to irritate me. You’ll...
  8. yamyams reblogged this from biacomcafe and added:
    Those Magic! Anons, man…. they come at you without warning. Better watch yourself man! O_O
  9. marsthewitchofmercy said: /)>3<(\ BABIES
  10. biacomcafe reblogged this from askthatmistressoffear and added:
    ….Okay, I didn’t see this coming
  11. theload said: YOU DID IT!!!
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